1. After a long hard day at work, you like to relax by:
A. Having a nice soak in the hot tub.
B. Having a shot or two of whiskey and maybe a nap.
C. Logging on to the computer.
D. No time to relax, I've got too much to do.

2. Driving on the freeway, somebody cuts you off and nearly causes you to crash. You:
A. Give them the finger and honk my horn.
B. Take down their license number and call the cops.
C. Do nothing. Nobody got hurt.
D. Follow them to their destination and beat the crap out of them.

3. You are invited to a party. You:
A. Don't go. Nobody really wants me there.
B. If it's a small group of friends, I'll go.
C. Go and enjoy yourself.
D. Go and everyone else enjoys me.
E. Go. Hey, it's a chance to get naked!.

4. You could kill someone:
A. Never.
B. If I or my loved ones were threatened.
C. If I was paid enough.
D. Pretty much anytime.

5. An attractive member of the opposite sex offers to take you back to their place for some fun.
A. Pretty much par for the course.
B. Really? Hey, that's cool.
C. I'm suspicious. It might be a trap.
D. I'll go, and show them my idea of fun.
E. I break their fingers and see if they still want me.

6. You have a dream about rabbits. When you wake up:
A. I'm hungry.
B. I'm frightened. Rabbits are scary.
C. I ponder what my subconscious is trying to tell me.
D. I have to pee.
E. Let me unhook the electrodes.

7. Your friends are asked to describe you. The word that comes up most often is:
A. Attractive.
B. Strong.
C. Sexy.
D. Dumb.
E. Driven.
F. Smelly.
G. Annoying.
H. I have no friends.

8. Reality is:
A. Just fine, thanks.
B. A consensual hallucination.
C. Questionable.
D. Different for each individual.
E. A dish best served cold.

9. After you die, you meet God. You:
A. Are thankful and happy.
B. Are surprised.
C. Are in deep shit.
D. Eat his liver.

10. You would rather:
A. Fly an airplane.
B. Skydive.
C. Make computer games.
D. Play a musical instrument.
E. Help the elderly.
F. Shoot really big guns.
G. Get laid.

11. Ever been arrested?
A. Oh, hell no.
B. Once or twice. Never convicted.
C. Been in jail a few times.
D. Never been caught.

12. Bribery is:
A. Not acceptable under any circumstances.
B. The dark side of tipping.
C. The way business is done. Grease them wheels, baby!
D. Gimme 20 bucks and I'll tell you.

13. What is most attractive?
A. Hair.
B. Eyes.
C. Body.
D. Mind.

14. Scars, Marks, Tattos?
A. Nope.
B. A small tattoo.
C. Some tattoos and piercings.
D. Ritual scarification.

15. You see a tortoise laying on it's back, belly baking in the hot sun. You're not helping. Why is that?
A. I'm hungry, and baked tortoise smells good.
B. What's a tortoise?
C. I'd help! Really? Why do you ask me questions like that?
D. (BOOM!)

16. Sex is:
A. Frightening.
B. Desirable.
C. Necessary.
D. A waste of time.
E. Something I can use to get what I want.
F. Best with someone you love.
G. Tasty.
H. Bloody.
I. A myth.

17. Do androids dream of electric sheep?
A. Yes.
B. No.
C. Maybe.
D. How the hell do I know?
E. Nope. Unicorns.
F. Sex with electric sheep.
G. Androids don't dream.
H. Short story by Philip K. Dick.